I have nothing else to post, puns, writing

Pun, Pun Pun…

A collection of my best and most creative puns, with no context, as of October 2016.

  1. We should be calling Macbeth ‘The Scottish Play’, and it’s Macbest to leave it that way.
  2. Scotty, bean me up!
  3. You are now Exetering Exeter
  4. I can’t quite beach it, it’s that salt of day.
  5. I’ll let it ventrickle out
  6. That sounds gland (this pun wasn’t mine, but it’s too good to leave out.)
  7. Watch your stet, son
  8. Don’t fez me out
  9. I’m Josh Dunn with all of these twenty one pilots puns
  10. I think I’m just barking up the wrong tree
  11. Suntimes the sun comes out, in England. Get over it.
  12. Are you a tree? Because you’re stick-ing in my mind.

I’ll leave it at that. I won’t inflict you with any of my really, really crap ones. Or the ones that actually made people want to stab me. Because yes, I have been given death threats for them.

Should I start signing these off? I don’t know. It feels right. I might start doing that.

Ellie x


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